Touch-Downs aplenty in Arizona.

Some time in the not-so-distant future, all American TV's will switch from analog to digital reception. This means that:

1. No one will get shitty free-ish TV with those cool retro antennae/alien radar.
2. If you live in Arizona, you can kiss goodbye your spontaneous free porn.

That's right. Comcast Cable's Arizona division had it's super bowl feed interrupted by thirty seconds of unadulterated pornography, shocking the viewing public and completely dominating previous superbowl sex scandals.

The clip featured a couple preforming a "graphic act" (sexy!) and came right after Arizona Cardinals player Larry Fitzgerald scored a touchdown, immediately launching a state-wide wave of innuendo about "touch-downs" and "scoring". Comcast is doubtlessly bending over backwards to apologize to America's traumatized youth, but if the game had to have been interrupted, I can't imagine anything more pleasing to rabid, half-drunk football fans. If anything is missing from sports nights specifically and basic cable generally, it's unexpected, out-of-context dick.


h/t Wonkette