Today I was having a satisfying web-content binge-fest (a.k.a. taking a break from e-stalking Sarah Palin) when I stumbled across "heel-arious" heels: soft high heels intended for infants and children under six months old.
At first I was completely horrified by the hyper-sexualization and and proto-consumerism of this product. Also, as Kevin pointed out, they are completely useless since babies can't even walk. Though, honestly, the worst part about wearing heels is actually walking in them. If I had someone carrying me around twenty-four/seven, I would probably be wearing stilletos all the damn time.
1 comment:
HAH! I totally agree. I think heels were made to impair women's progress in the world. They should be worn by experienced trannies and no one else!!
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